Left women should *not* marry Right men

and, yes, we are being told to

An interesting and kind man asked me to marry him this week. It was half-a-joke, half-perhaps-not. This is generally the kind of proposal I get. A poke proposal. I have many theories on why men poke me, but we can save it for another forum.

My reply was (too?) swift, “Oh no, no one in my family does weddings.” As though this practicality was the issue.